Composite Higgs models can trivially satisfy precision-electroweak andflavour constraints by simply having a large spontaneous symmetry breakingscale, f > 10 TeV. This produces a 'split' spectrum, where the strong sectorresonances have masses greater than 10 TeV and are separated from the pseudoNambu-Goldstone bosons, which remain near the electroweak scale. Even though atuning of order 10^{-4} is required to obtain the observed Higgs boson mass,the big hierarchy problem remains mostly solved. Intriguingly, models with afully-composite right-handed top quark also exhibit improved gauge couplingunification. By restricting ourselves to models which preserve these featureswe find that the symmetry breaking scale cannot be arbitrarily raised, leadingto an upper bound f < 100-1000 TeV. This implies that the resonances may beaccessible at future colliders, or indirectly via rare-decay experiments. Darkmatter is identified with a pseudo Nambu-Goldstone boson, and we show that thesmallest coset space containing a stable, scalar singlet and an unbroken SU(5)symmetry is SU(7) / SU(6) x U(1). The colour-triplet pseudo Nambu-Goldstoneboson also contained in this coset space is metastable due to a residualsymmetry. It can decay via a displaced vertex when produced at colliders,leading to a distinctive signal of unnaturalness.